I am just saying what is on all of our mind…
(B)ASS CANNON
OHMYFUCKINGJESUS
The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”
LOKI ISN’T HERE.
We became best friends after that, obviously.
WHY CAN’T I HAVE COOL SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS?
oMG WAT
i just peed a lil
I’m a little more nervous now.
shia pls
SHIA WHY
(Source: run-because-shia-labeouf)
And next, a plush human doll with a hole in its butt.
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKABLE PLUSH. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK. GO BE BUTTHURT SOMEWHERE ELSE, FUCK. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING CUNTS.
so i decided i wanted to get as close to adventure time style as i possibly could yknow just to fufil my dreams just a tad bit more XD-b
marcy is kinda like ” I thought you could never Love me this way.”
and pbg is all like “Oh marcy, I love you!”
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
THIS SHOULD HAPPEN IN THE SHOW OMFG















