do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill
"it’s not about race"
Cuddle me and let me call you Big Boss
when people send me kind messages
-constantly gets sad over everything-
I WANA BE THE VERY BERST
LIEK NO ONE EVUR WERS
TO CETCH THERM IS MY REEL TERST
2 TRERN DEM IS MY CEWRSE
I WILL TEREVL ACROSS DA LERND SERCHING FER EN WERD
EACH POGEMUN TO ERNDERSTERND DA POWR DATS INSEID
PERKEMERN TIS U N ME
I KNO IS MY DESTERNEY
PUHGAYMAN OH UR MAI BERST FRERND
IN A WURLD WE MUS DEFERND
POHKUMOON A HERT SEW TREWR
AWR COURERGE WIL PULL US THREWR
U TECH ME AND AIL TERCH YER, POOOKEYYYYMEERRNNN
GOTA CATCH ERM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ERL…
If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.
But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.